March 2012
fapitalism:
This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
c-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-dreamers asked: can you tell your followers that I AM FOLLOWING EVERYONE BACK AND PROMOTING ALL MY NEW FOLLOWERS